21 day sugar detox

[Byron Foster]

Well, once gain I have let myself be influenced by Jim B. I am so scared of him that I just can't seem to say "No, Jim I do not want to eat strange stuff I have never heard of and starve myself for a month just to satisfy your morbid personality." So here I am on day 2. Yesterday I trapped slugs in the garden with a bowl of Schlitz. I added them to a cup of coconut paste although getting that stuff out of the coconut was difficult. First I broke my hammer trying to open the damn thing and then I decided to shoot it and in the process blew off the tip of the little toe on my left foot.

It all turned out okay, though because I figured out that human flesh is edible. I added this mix to 1 pound of slime from the old Armour meat packing plant and snacked on that all day. I just drank water until about 8:00 pm and then started in finishing the 17 cans of Schlitz I had left over from the slug endeavor.

Today I am having tuna with cauliflower and macadamia, filbert and wall nuts. Depending on what I run over on the way home, I will either have braised crown of squirrel, duck alaronge or goose pate` for dinner. So far, I haven't missed sugar a bit.

[Pam Benedick]

Thanks for the laugh! It's good to find humor in life's adventures! Awesome to have you joining us on this one!

[sofia mckibben]

I love it Byron!!! I too am on this endeavor and Rachelle I did download the manual but if you have other meal ideas I'd love to have a peek at them. Just send them via facebook or email.  thanks

[Rachelle Lowder]

LoL...Brent...if only!!

And Byron...your humor is awesome. I'm glad to see so many people are doing this detox. I just finished my round of it 9 days ago. You can totally do it. If you need links to detox approved meal ideas, I can send you some. =)

[Jim B]

Just make sure that you don't use ketchup or BBQ sauce on the roadkill. They both contain sugar.

 

And, glad to see you downing the 17 cans of Schlitz. It is 99% swamp water, so it is totally paleo.

[Brent Brown]

Haha... Maybe you'll get lucky and run over a bag of M&Ms...  :-P