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Well, it's day five. So far, so good. There is one problem though. I woke up in jail this morning. It seems that sometime during the night, someone broke into DK Donuts on State Street in Boise. They arrested me because I was outside the shop screaming something about not knowing that all leftover donuts were given to  the women's shelter at close of business and how unfair it was that a person can't even find a day-old donut at 3:00am. 

I will continue to deny my involvement and plan to plead not guilty at my arraignment which is in about 15 minutes. On a brighter note, I seem to have lost some weight although the exact amount is unknown because although I have several scales at home, it appears someone had taken a sledgehammer to all of them. Since Rachelle said I could eat bacon and eggs; for breakfast the jailer gave me powdered eggs and fried squirrel bacon. It was delicious. If they eat this good in here every day, I might change my mind and plead guilty. However, hopefully I will be sprung in time for KB on Easter Sunday. I plan to do 100 Peeps slams. You all know what Peeps are, don't you ? I will continue to fight the good fight and suggest you do the same.

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Comment by Jim B on April 7, 2012 at 2:26pm

Byron, if you stay in until your prelim I'm sure you'll be able to avoid all the peeps. Of course, then I won't get to see you Sunday.

Comment by Rachelle Lowder on April 6, 2012 at 10:15am

I love your posts Byron. =)

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