STUFF IT UP YOUR NOSE

[Byron Foster]

Thanks for the heads up, JB. I have heard about this but since you are endorsing it, I feel better about admitting that I have been using it for about 12 hours. I went in yesterday and had a tube placed. However, being the resourceful person I am, I had it inserted in my rectum. Why bother the intestinal tract at all if you can bypass it? Now my liquid food just does a u-turn in my sigmoid colon and I don't have to worry about caloric intake. I am a little dizzy and can't sit down but I think this is going to work.